Big Bwave Berneses in the Rain

Final toilet stop on a stormy evening:

1) open door to let dogs out
2) Dogs stand at door saying 'but the ground is wet'
3) Owner goes out in rain and calls dogs
4) dogs venture carefully into rain
5) Owner gives toileting instruction
6) Dogs look at owner and say '......but it's raining'
7) Owner says 'hurry up'
8) Dogs continue to stand in rain (which in increasing in intensity) and say '........but......rain'
9) Repeat steps 5 to 8 several times
10) One dog sighs and manages to 'perform'
11) Successful dog retires inside
12) Unsuccessful dog tries to retire inside too.
13) Unsuccessful dog kicked back out into rain.
14) Repeat steps 5 to 8 several more times.
15) Second dog finally manages to oblige.
16) Everyone retires inside and spend the next half hour trying to get dry but end up going to bed soaking wet.